To speak out the truth, it HURTS to jack off for me right now, and I feel so huggle-muggled (huggle-muggle=strange [look it up] ) to not be able to do so...But now, I have time to think to myself, grab a cold Coke, and jot down my thoughts on a Dell Laptop computer I had just bought for twenty-five bucks on Craigslist. It works pretty good, and it even came with Microsoft XP. The only downside and reason on why it was so cheap was because the battery was missing. No fear... for $50 more, I am now equiped with modern life: the internetz.(with a Ni-ion 108 battery with a 6 hour life per full charge)
And, after a quick bite of a Slim Jim and a sip of Coke, I think:
Wow, 2009 has really been a fucked up year, huh? And it's barley JULY! Let's have a quick rundown of what happened this year so far that caused hell to break loose:
*Obama becomes President of the U.S.
*My Birthday was the day my Sister ran away and gets killed (R.I.P. Joanna)
*Circut City is gone, thus, making Best Buy the ONLY eletronic store, giving it an extra advantage for them, but not for us.
*SWINE FLU
*Pat's bike got stolen from a homeless person who has AIDS. (@ManualSearch on Twitter)
*North Korea keeps on being a bitch to us...
*Personal issues between my family and I began to form, causing huge problems (that's another story, for another blog)
*SWINE FLU
*Iran is in more deeper shit, thanks to the fake "goverment"
*My ex-girlfriend cheated on me with another dude...causing me to be single for two months now, and realizing that 99.9% of women are sluts and liars.
*Thought it was a good idea to skatebord down the hill-like streets of Tijuana, Mexico, and ended up getting hit by a car. :|
*SWINE FLU
*The Jonas Brothers are getting lamer, and lamer, as they all become man-sluts
*The world a has a few well-known people, including the King of Pop
*Knowing that 2009 is just half-over, and there's still more to come (lol, come )
*Did I mention "SWINE FLU?!"
*KFC comes out with Kentucky Fried Chicken, that, sadly, doesn't taste like chicken...
*Lastly, Jessica Simpson is single again :DBut, on the bright side: I'm still alive to enjoy all of this :)
I pause, reading what I just put, saying that I should just end the blog post with that last red sentence, but, there's more to it, and I'm returning back to the fucking past...
First off, I would like to say a few words about the loss of the one and only: "King of Pop" (With that being said, it made me want to be king of soda pop, [drinks from 3rd can of caffene filled Coke])
Michael Jackson was a an average little black kid who grew up in poverty. Who had a father that blah, blah, blah...Oh, what the hell...I'm pretty sure that you guys already saw the "Michael Jackson Special" On some random Channel like: CNN or BET or E! So, I'm not gonna go on about his life :|
To me, MJ was a male who just wanted to change the world, and it just so happens that he loved kids he most. This does NOT mean he was a pedofile. Don't you see he had female horomones (did i spell that right? Hor-oh-mones?) Well, it was almost as if he had "motherly-love" you know? Homosexual, mabye...but who cares? But, thanks to today's socity, He was put as a pedofile.A GAY pedofile. I think I said that already. Well, it's like that one nigga said at the MJ memorial thingie that was at the Staples Center ( I went to the Staples Center, when I was like 13, cuz I won some free Tickets to see a Lakers game V.S the Kings, or whatever from the radio (R.I.P 97.1 free fm) The Lakers won. Good times....Goooood times)
Some nigga whose name I don't know of said this to MJ's kid: "....Kids, it wasn't your father who was strange, it was the problems that he had to deal with that were strange..."
So, speaking of the kids, Who didn't have feelings when his daughter spoke out? :o nevermind....don't answer that. To be honest, I do have to say that it SUCKS to be them. I'm not in any religion, or anything, in fact, I'm atheist. But, if I were to be in a religion, then " my hopes and prayers go out to them"
:p
Awesome, so now what? Let's all move along with our lives, and lemme tell you about my WONDERFUL trip to Tijuana, Mexico. :]
It was a dark, and stormy night.... no, wait, it was dark, but not stormy...
Angel, Sergio, Felix, and "I", were outside, as the grownups were inside, drinking beer and talking about the lastest game of Soccer.
Angel, the oldest of the group, thought it would be a COOL idea to climb up the steep, hill-street, and to race down to the bottom as a finishline, using our skatebords. Lol, like I thought about bringing my own skatebord, so I borrowed Felix's that had untightened wheels and the tip was chewed off from a starving dog a few years back.Yup, no problems what-so-ever....
Ready....
get set....
"Hey crabones! fucking cheaters!" They stated going down the hill before I was ready, and the only way to catch up was to pedel faster with my left foot, while trying not to fall off onto the bumpy, rough, road. And guess what? I didn't fall off! but I never made it to the finnish line :D I bet you $25 you dont know why :o
"rrrrrrrrrrr"
"hey, mirda!, parda! pendeho!"
"Que?"
"beeep beep beeeep beeeeep beeee--"
"Aaaahhhh- 'Whomp, beeeeeep' screech from old tire brakes' "
I think I passed out, cuz i blacked out xD
So, after being taken to Two Mexican hospitals, then going to a San Diego Hospital, then another in Riverside, CA, I sit here in my cousins house in Riverside, in a wheelchair with both my legs being broken, but not major, the Docs say that it should heal back by the end of September. But, just last week, I had my final surgury for my rib cage. Yeah, i busted two little bones there <.<>Because my Aunt has huge simpathy for me, she's been taking me to the movie theater every week. Who am I to blame? xD
Alex's Movie Reviews! :
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: I had the chance to watch this film In IMAX form, in the Handycap section (I'm a cripple!D:) And, WOW was it loud from start to end. It sadly lacked Robot Fights, but the special FX were awesome, and Megan Fox has been hotter than ever (She has another movie out soon) It was kinda worth watching it, and it kept you awake, cuz it's LOUD. But I recomend that you wait till the DVD or Blu-ray. I had to hold my bladder for three hours....
So, this flick gets three and a half <***1/2> stars out of Five.
Bruno: Wow...el, oh, ol (LOL) this movie, is, like, soooooooooo, gay. I mean it. It really was Gay. Bruno, the story of a Astria gay male who got fired from his job, comes (shut up) to the U.S. to become the next big celeberty. From Black babies, to uncensored penis that spins in odd ways,making people wonder if this movie has to be rated NC-17, instead of "R".I tottaly went, and my Aunt wanted to leave but i made her stay, cuz i had hope in the former Borat star.
Oh, My, GOD. xD i lol'd a LOT.
There were so many funny stuff in it (mostly black ppl and gays get made fun of the most.) My FAVORITE scene was the swingers party scene, too bad for the censor blocks though :(
This was an awesome flick, and so, ill give it three <***> out of five.
You can chat with me on Twitter, if you want me to spoil the movie(s) for you, if you hadn't seen them yet. (@scene_guy)
I'm tired, hungry, and stayed up late typing this :|
My name is Alex Romero, How Say You?
